Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "The kid of matronly old woman you'd want running a place like this:old, friendly, and with just a hint of playful perversion."

• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• I just couldn't work like that
• treat me like a woman
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• Just Like Larry
• i just want to know who i am
• i just want it to unfold
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• When we were little kids, running
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Just Us Kids
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• An old woman's sentiment is delicately spun, and yet we find it stronger than time
• The Old Woman And Her Pig
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just Like Honey
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• like sepia-tinted Polaroids of kids in silver-piped tracksuits playing Atari
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• There's no place like homenode
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• Death in a Place like this.
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• poor, defenseless old woman
• The History of the Old Woman
• want me like time
• No Place Like Home
• I just want my secret agent lover man
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• I just want to be a drummer
• Just Like Snow
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Just like tomato soup
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• food fight
• So your kids want a pet
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• just like my father
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• I want to create a mystery like that
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Much like what music wants to be
• I just want to be friends
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• This place functions like an electrical outlet installed in 1969
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• an old woman swimming
• What Manner Candide Found Miss Cunegund and the Old Woman Again
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• Just to see what it would be like
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Just like you
• Just Like Heaven
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• just like mom used to make
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Just Like Mom
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Old people just grow lonesome
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• just like the smooth kindness of your eyes
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Shopping for groceries like a seven-year-old kid
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• Be a model or just look like one
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• Urinating like a woman
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• A Smart Kid Like You
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Like no place else
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes

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