Findings:

• Making up (stories) for lost time
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• I must have called a thousand times
• You have to keep loving
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• Drag Story Time
• There is a different time scale
• I don't have the time
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• In the time you have
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• keep your hands up
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Fire up the Quattro — it's time for change
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• People have fucked up before
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Kids have no concept of time
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• because I have given up any care
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• Time's Up
• Wake up... Time to die!
• keep ancient lands, your storied pomp
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Time to shake things up a bit
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Computers have no sense of time
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Long Haired Preachers
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• keep it cool/shake it up
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• Yellow tells the story of time gone by
• story time
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• Hurry up please it's time
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Time to break up
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• I still like a bedtime story
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I have more stories about trains for you
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• grind up the loins
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)

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