Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Remember in January when we blew up a middle eastern general and almost started world war three? Remember when that was the big news? Now a bajillion people are dead from a pandemic, the president dgaf if the west coast burns down, Ginsberg is dead and the supreme court is fucked and we are all gonna die."

• I remember when all this was trees
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I remember when we built real forts
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Dead links in writeups
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• remember when computers couldn't walk?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Her hair, tangled
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• All of what I almost remember
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
• When I am dead, my dearest
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• Where people go when people die
• Remember the dead. Fight for the living.
• When you kill people they die
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Upon this obelisk record the words of your dead and remember.
• People don't flail when they die
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest
• Songs From The West Coast
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• the warmth of the dead fire is in us, now
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I saw dead people
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• Association of Dead People
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• Dead People Server
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I wish I was dead
• From my cold dead hands
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• From the Dead
• Growing Up Dead
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• when someone you disliked dies
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• When you burn at your fingers what smolders in your head
• dead presidents
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• return from the dead
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• I don't remember all that much
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• My Dead Grandmother and Crowbars From Hell
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Dead men can't die
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• Back From the Dead
• I suggest you start with the dead.
• Notes from the dead
• Iris Murdoch is dead. Hold my hand. It's your turn now.
• It's Raining Now and Stephen Is Dead
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• What happens when we die?
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• When I Die
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• And When I Die
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Polaroids from the Dead
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Fire burns and we all fall down
• I came out here to remember it all
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• Supreme Court now allows jailing for minor traffic offenses
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• Gravity sorts the living from the dead
• I see dead people
• endless liquid crystal prayerwheels spun and shining all day long in the dead city
• Light from a Dead Star
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Bringing them back from the dead

If you Log in you could create a "Remember in January when we blew up a middle eastern general and almost started world war three? Remember when that was the big news? Now a bajillion people are dead from a pandemic, the president dgaf if the west coast burns down, Ginsberg is dead and the supreme court is fucked and we are all gonna die." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.