Findings:
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- play dumb
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- cat haters
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- But who codes the coders?
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- The Princess Who Kicked Butt
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Dead links in writeups
- there are no good or bad people
- Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- The rules of pool are not selective
- "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- They are all pretty but fading.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- Swimming pool injury
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
- Know your pets
- In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- The bored who complain
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- Things people put up their butts
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Girl gangstas
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Either a Ravine or a Precipice
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- All good men are either gay or married
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- You say you love; but with a voice
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- But what are they really thinking?
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Who's dreaming it, then? You, or me?
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- Flaunting your sexuality
- A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Ground rush
- Capitalize, please
- (Listen to the) Flower People
- Taking things at surface value
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- But who nodes the noders?
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- they carry but they do not understand
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- Either/Or
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
- Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- How to herd people in public
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
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