Findings:
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- Stories from the Home (category)
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- eternity would be boring
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- There will be no more stories to read
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- everything is going to be alright
- I realize that it is going to be dark soon
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
- Counting from Ten and Other Stories
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Oh to be Odd!
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- only then will we be safe from each other
- Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Stories from the Barber Shop
- John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
- not running from, but going to
- Another True Story, from Gypsie
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Geeks in Cyberspace: a story from the early web
- Perfect From Now On
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- OBAFGKM
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- It's going to be fine
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
- How it's Going to Be
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Be Here Now
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
- Boring Story (user)
- you won't be more gone than you are now
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- Summer as seen from a third story porch
- Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- Sideways Stories from Wayside School
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- Stories from The World (category)
- impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- for now this is the best that can be done
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- story ideas from the pansophoscope blog (category)
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 3
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 2
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 1
- far be it from me
- Be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
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