Findings:

• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• On the cost of First Class postage
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• treat me like your sex doll
• treat me like a woman
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Black Like Me
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• treat every moment like it's your last
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• want me like time
• Ask Me Why
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• He brings me books like flowers
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Broken like me
• Ask me about Loom
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• me too (user)
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Loves me like a bottle
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Look siad me Be like me
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• They asked me to write a letter
• Much like what music wants to be
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• doesn't look like anything to me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Creeps Like Me
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• So much it scares me
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Too many mes
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• You're like a brother to me
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• There are a million girls like me out there
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• My Company Likes Me
• Bleed Like Me
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Somebody once asked me...
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• unfinished (like me)
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• You like me, you really like me!
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I Like My Dry Land Thank You Very Much
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• It Hurts Me Too
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• "me too" product
• Me too
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Do you like me?
• let me ask (user)
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I like you; do you like me?
• Walk Like Me
• A Doll Like Me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Republican Like Me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Dead Like Me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• A City Much Like San Francisco
• Ask Me Anything
• I like you too
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I asked her not to forget me
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I'd like some dreams too
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Women only like me for my mind
• like you love me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms

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