Findings:
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- University students can be really stupid
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Can we still be friends?
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Children can be cruel
- TV can be a good thing
- We Can Be Together
- A dying playground can be Eden
- An Amateur Researcher's Look at Misconceptions Portrayed by 50 Shades of Grey
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- we can all just be around other people
- What a kiss can be
- It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
- for now this is the best that can be done
- Can the Cross be Saved?
- The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- long to be thin (user)
- Exes can be good things
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Why procrastination can be productive
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Valour can be brown
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Be all that you can be
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- It can be cold in the dark
- We can be heroes
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- and the world may be long for you
- as if it longs to be free, in a Chinese sky
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- Cars Can Be Blue
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- murder can be fun
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- There can be only one
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Why we long to be American
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Any song can be a love song
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- What can be better than that?
- Expensive foods can be worth it
- Knowledge can never be certain
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Trite As Can Be (user)
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- This poem can be put off no longer
- No one can be totally logical
- Take a melody, simple as can be
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Short can be good! (document)
- No one can be in two places at once
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
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