Findings:

• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I've been dead a long time
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• How long have you been in love with her?
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• The author is dead. Long live the author.
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• It happened a long time ago
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• On a night not too long ago
• Not so long ago,
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• A misplaced sense of guilt from long ago
• The skies look dead tonight
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• God died a long time ago
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Once I'd grown accustomed to its ugliness I could finally appreciate its beauty
• returning to that place from far away and long ago
• Astro City #5
• A summer a long time ago
• I could have been Canadian
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• long ago
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Conservatives worship liberals, long dead
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• If I could, I'd title this "Freedom"
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• endless liquid crystal prayerwheels spun and shining all day long in the dead city
• I've been a woman for too long
• RAID kills bugs dead
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You know you've been away from home too long
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• it's been a long time
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• A little child could never kill this clean
• i have been burning for so long
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• Solving a maze
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• The king is dead, long live the king
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Scratch Pads are Dead! Long live Drafts! (document)
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• It is hard to kill an animal while it looks you in the eye
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• In the long run, we're all dead
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I could have been one of a two
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• AGO
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• All Those Years Ago
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• Monster A Go-Go
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
• For Emma, Forever Ago
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
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• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I've Been Tired
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Attention has been paid
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• AES may have been broken
• I've Never Been to Me
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• The way things have always been done
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

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