Findings:

• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• A Little Child Shall Lead Them
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
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• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I have a Little Dreidel
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Know your pets
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Khaled Islambouli
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• A little child could never kill this clean
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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