Findings:

• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• What have you been smoking?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I could have been Canadian
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• he would have cried
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Advice I have been given about girls
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• You stole what they would have given you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• He's been places they have not.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• he would have laughed
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What are little girls made of?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• i have been burning for so long
• What Might Have Been
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Bernie would have won
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• What are little boys made of?
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I am a little world made cunningly
• what real progress have we made?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I would like to have emotions
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• What pornos would have us believe
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have a Little Dreidel
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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