Findings:

• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Where's the kaboom?
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Gotta Be Somebody
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• It's not supposed to be anything
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• I don't need to be loved by you
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• every secret thing was made by some one
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Lando was supposed to die
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• "Age by age" reading challenge
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• If God was willing to let it be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• I was raised by the French government
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• What was stolen by someone else
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• When I was your age
• December 23, 2012
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• 2 Samuel 23
• 2 Kings 23
• Dream Log: July 23, 2000
• Dream Log: August 23, 2000
• Editor Log: August 23, 2000
• Northanger Abbey - Chapter 23
• JLA #23
• The Jungle Chapter 23
• September 23, 2000
• Dream Log: September 23, 2000
• Editor Log: September 23, 2000
• ABC of Anarchism Chapter 23
• Frankenstein: Chapter 23
• October 23, 2000
• The Phantom of the Opera: Chapter 23
• Editor Log: October 23, 2000
• Dream Log: October 23, 2000
• Pinocchio: Chapter 23

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