Findings:

• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• so fragile and cold, i was
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The night was alive, and so was I
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• So I hired an axe murderer: A quick look at reference checking
• So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• You make it so hard to hate
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I was doing so well.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Good help is so hard to find
• i've worked very hard to become so
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• It was all I could do not to cry
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• It was the least I could do
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• It was free, so I took it.
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• You could be so delicious
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• axe
• axes
• Stanford Axe
• Lochaber axe
• The Two Travelers and the Axe
• golden axe
• Art is the axe for the frozen sea within
• get the axe
• Ganto's Axe
• Larry "The Axe" Hennig
• Chopping wood
• Hand axe
• For Bread and Axe
• Axe of the Dwarvish Lords
• gas axe
• I own an axe
• Careful with that Axe, Eugene
• blood axe (user)
• axe (user)
• The Hero with an Axe
• Orthogonal axes of mood
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
• Axe Gang
• The axe forgets but the tree remembers
• Barely
• The things that get me (barely) through
• The Barely Works
• Barely Legal
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• I wish I could cry
• I could care less
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• I wish I could invent shit
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• why i could never live in the city
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• This could take all night
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Could AOL phone home?
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building

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