Findings:

• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm not what you think
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• My cats think I'm a God
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• I'm letting you go
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to Disneyland
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm Going Home
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm Still Here
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• They think I'm a god
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• I still haven't found what I'm looking for
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to kill you
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Do you think it's me?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Where do you want to go today?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Do not pass go.
• do not let the sun go down on your anger
• how far do you want to go?
• There is something we can do
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• Duke, let's go do some crimes
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Do you still want your first universe?
• What Do You Think's in the Burgers?
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• Do something
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• And What Do You Think?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• Why I think I should go to bed
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• Going Where No Man Should Go
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• What You do While I Slumber
• let go of what you think other people think
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• Where do we go from here?
• who do you think you are?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• why I think I can't do anything
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• every thing you do tells you something
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Go and do
• Do not think that way, Subhuti.
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK

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