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• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• He called me Sarah once
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• he calls me girly (user)
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He brings me books like flowers
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He's been places they have not.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• he would have cried
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He has redefined me, again and again
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He loves me, he loves me not
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He Hate Me
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• He taught me how to smoke
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• He did very little harm
• she, he, and me
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he calls me monster
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• The day he gave me a lift
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• as if he didn't exist
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• he that is not with me is against me
• he would have laughed
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You have no power over me
• It could have been me
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Could you have danced with me?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I want to have your abortion
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• People want what they cannot have
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Better him than me
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You've got to be kidding me
• Dogs that have owned me
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Why I want to have children
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• You should know better
• I was a homeless bum
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• consoles should have trackballs
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I should have danced with you
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die

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