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• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• There are times when they seem to be right
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Some things that fly there be
• There is some place I need to be
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
• Be there or be square
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Where's the kaboom?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Be careful and don't fall down
• They will not be named!
• there will be a last
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• There Will Be Blood
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• don't be absurd (user)
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• you had to be there
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• There will be no more stories to read
• Hot pursuit
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• There can be only one
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• play dumb
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• There need to be more powers
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• good reasons to be content
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There will never be another you
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Who Will Be There
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Don't Be Evil
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Things never were what they used to be
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't be sad

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