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• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I used to have so many dreams
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• When did the World get so old?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Stoned music memories
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When you want me and how you want me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• but don't take my word for it
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• No, but I'll have a beer
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• and but so
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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