Findings:

• we can't all be rock stars
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• some day we will all be gone
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Be a girl for a day
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• The day I lost all faith in the American government
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be silent as I wait
• same shit different day
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Ten days in the mountains. We wait.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• endless liquid crystal prayerwheels spun and shining all day long in the dead city
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• this is where we all came to be
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• That'll Be the Day
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• all those days are gone
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I must have waited all my life for this
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• All This Useless Beauty
• All units be advised
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• Can't we all just get along?
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• All Summer in a Day
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• If it all fell to pieces tomorrow
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• all limitations must be overcome
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I can't wait until I join it.
• Can't See (Useless)
• Can't Hardly Wait
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Piece of shit car
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• Crazy reincarnated astrological stalker Miley Cyrus can't wait to see you again
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Flesh and blood after all: a story in pieces
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• All I ever wanted to be
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• All Saints Day
• we shall all be healed
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• all day I dream about sex
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• we can all just be around other people
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• All the pieces matter
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• she reads all day
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• Beggars can't be choosers
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• All will be well again in time
• We hid all day until the hunting spiders left
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• All statistics are lies
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• One letter can make all the difference
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• We Are All Prostitutes
• Loving U Thru It All
• fah-q all (user)
• make all

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