Findings:

• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The saddest place I have ever been
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• The path we have been walking
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• The way things have always been done
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• the hottest it has ever been
• I've been a woman for too long
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Movies that should have been books first
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• When I am an old woman
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What have you been smoking?
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• I could have been one of a two
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• And All That Could Have Been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• you have never been safe
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• How could you ever have enough?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Khaled Islambouli
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• I may or may not have been naked
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• you would have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Have you been a dad today?
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Advice I have been given about girls
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• It could have been me
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
• He's been places they have not.
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Have You Ever Walked?
• i have been burning for so long
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All that I am and ever want to be
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Have you ever thought
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I know I have been dreaming
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Could I Have Been?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• What Might Have Been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have always been burning
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Could have beens, should have beens
• AES may have been broken
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I've been smoking ever since
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I appear to have been misinformed
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I have just been shot
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I could have been Canadian
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I am now a married woman

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