Findings:

• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm glad I'm white
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm never getting drunk again
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm so tough
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm so sorry
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm Glad
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• My cats think I'm a God
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• IM
• Im-
• Damn, I'm good.
• Im Elvis (user)
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm with stupid
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm not very cool
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm tired
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm not this cool in real life
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I walk around when I'm high
• imm
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• i have been burning for so long
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm just a bill
• I'm bored
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm Going Home
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm gay
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm Proud of You
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I'm
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm with the band
• I'm Losing You
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I'm sorry
• I'm not sure
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• So. Central Rain
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Hands off, I'm special
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm not drinking any more

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