Findings:

• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• stop calling me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• It's GNU/Linux; stop calling it "Linux"
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm so tough
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Me So Horny
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Nothing can stop me now
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Cold Winds are Calling Me
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm so sorry
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm Going Home
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Don't stand so close to me
• stop picking on me
• So Sue Me
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• When are you going to stop running?
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to kill you
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• don't tease me if you ain't going to please me
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm Going Crazy
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?

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