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• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Don't trust everything you see
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm coming home, I promise
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Scientologists not allowed to see 2001!
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• I don't have a television set
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• And I don't even know their names
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't want to see her
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Capitalize, please
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't see the attraction
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• What You Don't See in the City's Shadows
• Beginning psychology students see abnormal behavior in everybody
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips
• See, I'm giving you warm embers for the increasingly cold months
• i'm born into paradox. it is my home.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• I don't want to go home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Being a dickhead
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I don't see like you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• I'm Going Home
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Heil Honey, I'm Home!
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• My Childhood Home I See Again
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Why I'm scared to see the new Star Wars
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Don't try this at home
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Vermont law allows same-sex civil unions
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Supreme Court now allows jailing for minor traffic offenses
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
• Allow yourself no dreams
• i will not allow myself to forget
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• it's the space between things that allows them to exist
• In the beginning
• beginning
• The Beginning
• Beginning My Studies
• What is that tone at the beginning of a cassette?
• The beginning of silence
• only the beginning
• Chun, difficulty at the beginning
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• Skepticism is the beginning of Faith
• Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
• Psycho IV: The Beginning
• The Six Day War, Beginning
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• The Beginning Stages of...
• The beginning was the end
• Populous: The Beginning
• Exorcist: The Beginning
• Razing the Bar: An E2 New Year's Party and New Beginning
• The Church of England at the beginning of the 20th century
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Ginger Snaps III: The Beginning
• Ginger Snaps Again: The Beginning
• The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom
• English History: The beginnings of Parliament
• My Favourite Beginning
• A Beginning
• the end of the beginning, and my heart is set on full auto
• beginning of the universe
• Today is the beginning of goodbye
• Tears of a new beginning
• in the beginning (user)
• White-Knuckle Nights: A Lurid Beginning to an Ominous Journey
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• death is only the beginning
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• wishing for wings: the beginnings of a hard journey
• read all instructions before beginning
• Every ending is a new beginning
• The End of the Beginning for Ubiquitous Computing
• A certain type of girl
• Postmortem fisting of a deer entitles one to certain things.
• never certain, always moving
• In a certain faraway land
• A certain zoo employee
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question

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