Findings:

• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• How to "Have People"
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• i just knew i'd find you here
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How come we never dated?
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How the mighty have fallen
• painting stars that have come to be
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You, standing
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• How wonderful to come home full of quiet coals
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• how many lines of code have you written?
• How to have lesbian sex
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I wish I knew how to quit you
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I knew I'd know you someday
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• How did we come to this?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Sex with a chicken
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• So How Come
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How we have grown apart
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Sex in a small car
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• How to have an out of body experience
• How can an atheist have morals?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• How long have you been in love with her?
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• How long have you known?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• how I knew I loved you
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• How could you ever have enough?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• How we could still have a President Trump
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• come
• comes
• What Dreams May Come
• Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
• come on
• Here Comes Your Man
• the time has come
• Comics Come Home
• Come As You Are
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• come out
• come out of the woodwork
• Something Wicked This Way Comes
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• COME FROM
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• Come on My Selector
• Here I come to save the day!
• Here comes the rain again
• Where Does Everything Come From?
• O You Whom I Often and Silently Come
• O the sun comes up-up-up in the opening
• The Shape of Punk to Come: A Chimerical Bombination in 12 Bursts
• Come again
• Morning Will Come
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• Kingdom Come
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• Come Undone
• come to terms
• Adeste Fideles (O Come All Ye Faithful)
• From Heaven High I Come
• Here Come the Warm Jets
• Whence Comes This Rush Of Wings? (Carol of the Birds)
• O Come, Little Children
• Hast Never Come to Thee an Hour
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Nothing comes to mind.
• come about
• come vs. cum
• Come On Pilgrim
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• Comes a Time
• You're so come here go away
• Till The Morning Comes
• Hampton Comes Alive
• I come to you all dressed in sound
• Sylvie and Bruno: Light Come, Light Go
• I come to you, defenses down
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Songs to Aging Children Come
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Comes the Dealer
• The train never did come that day
• Do you come here often?
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• Come fly with me
• Come, Thou Almighty King
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• What in the world has come over me
• Come and Praise
• Along Comes Mary
• ... And Out Come the Wolves
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• In the room the women come and go

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