Findings:
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How can I see far?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- Sex in a small car
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Know your pets
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How can you still breathe?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- You, standing
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How to have an out of body experience
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Know How, Can Do
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Animals people have sex with
- How to "Have People"
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How fast can blind people read?
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can Poets Survive
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- I have a good rapport with animals
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- canned piece of soul
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Californians have no soul
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Sex with a chicken
- How we have grown apart
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How can you sleep at night?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Something I Can Never Have
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- Can I have a light?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- How high can you stack whippets?
- The souls of animals are the minds of sleeping people
- How to tell she's good looking
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- How long can you hold your breath?
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- At least animals can run away
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- How much more can we bear?
- Animals can smell fear
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