Findings:

• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He's been places they have not.
• he would have cried
• he would have laughed
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• He Was Only Joking
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Surely he would remember this
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you would have been
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• What have you been smoking?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Evolution is only a theory
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I could have been Canadian
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Words that only have one context
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• i have been burning for so long
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• What Might Have Been
• What pornos would have us believe
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Only Angels Have Wings
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I could have been one of a two
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• You stole what they would have given you
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I would like to have emotions
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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