Findings:
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Live the greatest story ever told
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- The Shortest Story Ever Told
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Little Wizard Stories of Oz
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- make your bed and lie in it
- A little history on the word lie.
- Dude, you have a white spot
- The Little White Cloud That Cried
- A thousand stories never told
- If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
- Sequential cooling to make dumb messages in Cool User Picks
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- the only comfort we could ever have
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
- White in the moon the long road lies
- The Little Lies We Tell
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- It's better to have loved and lost
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
- The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs!
- Little White Duck
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- The Shoes Told the Whole Story
- If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- Have You Ever Walked?
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- How to make everything2 a better place
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Have you ever made a just man?
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- How could you ever have enough?
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I have more stories about trains for you
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- worse things have happened to better people
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- white lie
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- little white pills
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- Lies my physicists told me
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- The Story of the Bad Little Boy
- The Little Old Man's Strange Story
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- a little white dress
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Little things that make my day
- Stories your parents told you as a kid
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- The Story of The Little Hunchback
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Penis size and impregnation
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Dumb American Stories
- Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
- What a dumb little martian
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Polish political parties
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- the best damned story ever written
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- The shortest detective story ever
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Have you ever thought
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
- Did it ever make you cry ?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Astro City #5
- The choice you have to make
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
- A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I have a Little Dreidel
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Better in the original
- Nothing's better than rocking out
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