Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, headphones with cat-ears kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns kill people.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Know your pets
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• When you kill people they die
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Things people don't want to hear
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• people who don't exist
• People who don't read
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't encourage people to read
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• don't kill your clients
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't believe in people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People don't flail when they die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Ninjas are people too
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I kill microbes for a living
• spermicide kills
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Kill the Poor
• kill -BUS
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• To Kill a Dead Man
• I will kill you if I can
• Humane octopus killing
• One Shot One Kill
• Ultra Processed People
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• The Man He Killed
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Camp Kill Yourself
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• High Time to Kill
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• kill -9
• Gravity Kills
• Licence to Kill
• Kill Yr Idols
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• computers kill kids
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Please Kill Me
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• A Time to Kill
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• kill -PIPE
• Kill Rock Stars
• Bikini Kill
• Kill time before it kills you
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Kill a rap
• Smoking can kill you
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Kill Zone
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Kill the rich
• How to kill a clown
• Why does Man kill?
• Society killed evolution
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• kill -9 dueling
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Accidental death odds
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I would kill my mother
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• This machine kills fascists
• Meat Kills
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Killed By Death
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill Your Television
• Kill
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• kill file
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Kill Yourself
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• They killed our Lord
• kill word
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• A View to a Kill
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Let's Get Killed
• Kill your sampler
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• kill -KILL
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• kill -XCPU
• I Love to Kill
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Kill two birds with one stone
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Kill 'em All

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