Findings:
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How does anyone get to Pewter City
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- Never trust anyone over 30
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- The Mountain that Must be Climbed
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
- how to give anyone artificial dandruff
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- What does it mean to be religious?
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
- Never date anyone you meet on the internet
- How to Talk to Anyone
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- How To Be Good
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Signs must be loud
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Is anyone out there?
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- There will never be another you
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- Attention must be paid
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a badass
- How to be a good customer
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be an improv musician
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- never tell anyone your secret plans
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- anyone could be your brand new love
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- What is and what should never be
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Surgeons must be very careful
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- Goops and How to be Them
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to be a good evil villain
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- How the Internet Came to Be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Starving in the greenhouse
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How to be a terrible customer
- I never thought it would be like this
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
- She must be what cocaine is like
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How to Be Alone
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
- Knowledge can never be certain
- How to be a street musician
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Things never were what they used to be
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- How to be a lardass
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to be monstrously shallow
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- I'll never be the other woman
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to be a backstabber
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be a fuck-up
- You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
- Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be an asshole
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- How to be telekinetic
- Running toward the edge
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Never be the first to let go
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Be cool in college
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- How to be a troll
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- College football must be preserved
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- The end will be a sellout
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- why you should never be a referee
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- Marks which will never be broken
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- When you know things are just meant to be
- how to be a friend
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Must be a lesbian
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to be invisible
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
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