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• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't care didn't care
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you don't have to do this
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• don't care
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• You, standing
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• RFC 602
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Taking care of your stick-free cookware
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I care because you do
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Don't do that then!
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I don't believe in anything
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What do you mean "we"?
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Type A blood
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• I don't know what to do with you
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• why do i care (user)
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• What Do I Care?
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Why do we hear two thumps in each heartbeat?
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't care about the air
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Taking Care of Business
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Why do children have to die?
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• Top Ten Things To Do With An Old Laptop
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I didn't always have this cool job
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• They didn't have the heart
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• I don't care. That's genius.
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• because I have given up any care
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't care what you did last summer
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Why males have nipples
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Do what you have to do
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• honey badger don't care
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't know what else to do
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?

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