Findings:
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Do you think you could love me now?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- How Do You Want Me?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- My first comet
- Please do not bring me flowers
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- What Do I Do With Me
- How to do a Gram Stain
- Please do not feed the Hamsters!
- How Do You Sleep?
- How do you remember things?
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How do you know that name?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- What you do to me
- How do you get there?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Why Do You Love Me?
- How do I submit a writeup of my own?
- Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
- How do you love your ass?
- The Devil made me do it
- How to do a mouseover
- Do you like me?
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Know How, Can Do
- Do it now
- How fish reproduce
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- Do you know me?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- The Internet made me do it
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- how do i make a backyard bomb
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- How do we find the very best clock?
- How do you define your gender?
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- How do you write like that?
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- How do you hear the water?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- How Do I Love?
- How to do a lift walk on a rollercoaster
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Things I'll do now that he's gone
- Do you think it's me?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- How do you sell your art?
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- How do you pee in space?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How do you do?
- You Do Something To Me
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- How do you become a geek?
- How do you make God laugh?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- I like you; do you like me?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- Doing laundry
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- tumble turn
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- How do men touch you?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How do vampires shave?
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
- You, standing
- How do you make a life matter?
- How do you know it's real?
- The full moon made me do it
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- How do souls travel?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Please do not read this
- Please do not feed the birds
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How do you access E2? (e2poll)
- What do we do now, mother machine?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- how do you change fuel pump in 1994 mazda 626
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