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• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I get home safe every evening
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Stoned music memories
• every time i breathe
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• fool every time every day i
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• Every door in my house just leads to another room
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I think of you every time I cry
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• The Great Divorce
• Dealing with a divorce as a kid
• Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
• 10 ways of dealing with divorce
• child of divorce
• Children of divorce
• Sex Drugs and Divorce
• Women and Divorce in Colonial Philadelphia
• Small pieces of divorce
• The introverted thinker and the extroverted feeler deal with divorce
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• every other
• In every street of every town
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Every good band decibels furiously
• Every Now and Then
• Every woman's fantasy
• Every Breath You Take
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• In Every Dream Home a Heartache
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Statistics every writer should know
• There's a sucker born every minute
• treat every moment like it's your last
• Condemned to wires and hammers, strike every chord that you feel
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Two Sides To Every Story
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• Things every child should be taught
• A computer in every home and on every desk
• What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
• There's one born again every minute
• Christmas is the same every year
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• There are two sides to every coin
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• burning every detail into my fingertips
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Pea soup every Thursday
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• Climb Every Mountain
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• two sides to every mirror
• Lift Every Voice and Sing
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Every Day an Asshole
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Every spring in Texas
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• Every shiny fish is floating, floating, and every dark fish is at the bottom, at the bottom of the sea
• you fall or fly every second
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage
• Every long goodbye in the history of our species
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief
• Every Icon
• Every vegetable we grow is a blow against global capitalism
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Every spoonful in the service of sleep
• III Sides To Every Story
• Every other day
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• A Sniper in Every Minaret
• Fat Chicks Go Down After Every Bagel
• Every Sperm Is Sacred
• every cloud has a silver lining
• Every Extend
• for I mean every word (document)
• I look for your face in every crowd
• Every angel is terrible
• Every note whispers your name
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.

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