Findings:

• I'm fine no really
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• No sweat, oh guardian of wisdom!
• I'm No Fool
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm no good at enigmas
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Depression is a good thing
• Oh No it's the Helepolis, We're Doomed...or Not
• oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
• oh no! oh my! (user)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Im No Writer (user)
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm no Socrates
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm No Angel
• Oh, No! It's Devo!
• Back To The Future III
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• oh no oh (user)
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• fag
• Fag hag
• Fags
• hag fag
• blowing a fag
• funny fag
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Epileptics Are a Buncha Fags
• supressed white fag (user)
• tyler h is a gay fag (user)
• A crafty fag
• The Boston Bikerdykes' Blood Orgy of Bullshit and Fags
• Trucker Fags in Denial
• Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha
• hahaha (user)
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I really want;
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare

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