Findings:

• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Could you have danced with me?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Yes me, right now
• tell me what you have in your heart
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Things video games have taught me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It could have been me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• What have you done for me lately?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• You have no power over me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Have One On Me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Dogs that have owned me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• you have me at a disadvantage
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Questions I have had today
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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