Findings:

• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm sorry
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm Not Sorry
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I'm so sorry
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• So. Central Rain
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• video games never made me violent
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• Garage bands which never made it to the garage
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Women want me when I'm taken
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm sorry for your loss
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I walk around when I'm high
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm not sure
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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