Welcome to Real Life.
Are you new here?
Y
Are you Male or Female?
M
Finding you a mother, please wait.
Mother found. Awaiting name.
Your mother has named you "George."
You have been born! You were born on Nov. 1, 2000, at 12:54pm.
You have been circumcised!
Ouch! That really HURT!
look
You can't do that, your eyes aren't open yet.
score
You are George, the male human.
You were born on Nov. 1, 2000, at 12:54pm. You are 8 minutes old.
look
You can't do that, your eyes aren't open yet.
open eyes
You can't do that, you're too young.
cry
You cry, making a lot of noise.
quit
You can't do that, you're too young to commit suicide.
NO CARRIER

Freelance nodeshell rescue by George Dorn.

Log in or registerto write something here or to contact authors.