Part of a pickup line that should be adapted to the intended recipient.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Tabitha?"

As long as you pick a weird enough name, you'll just get ignored. I imagine that if her name actually *was* Tabitha, you'd stand a chance based on synchronicity points alone. Of course, for maximum effect, you could have used a man's name.

Personally, I'd like to see this phrase used more often.

"Mr. President, how do you respond to the charges of sexual harassment?"

"Well, fuck me if I'm wrong, cutie-pie, but I was under the impression that compliments were a *nice* way to show you've noticed someone's got a hot ass."

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