Findings:
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- They Might Be Giants
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- might be burned in at this point
- You might be a Mormon
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- I Might Be Wrong
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Adam fell that men might be
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- There can be only one
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Hot pursuit
- No one can be in two places at once
- Beware! This might be reality!
- You might be a Washingtonian
- Your god might be evil....
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- This world might be saved, if only for the children
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- but you wanna be bad
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Rebeca Martinez
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Be a model or just look like one
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Your dog might be evil...
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- you just might be evil
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- You might be a '90s kid if
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- You might be a moogle...
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