Findings:
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
- You can never get away from yourself
- politely excusing yourself from the bore
- Free yourself from fear
- Finding yourself flung far from your everyday self
- Withdraw yourself from the situation
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- Protecting your home from bushfire
- Who is protecting whom from what?
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- Protected from the Rain
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- Charles I's decision to rule without parliament from 1629
- Protecting your home from the Germans
- Oxford From Without
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Blast From the Past
- Sonnet #43, from the Portuguese
- RFC 1217
- Making life from simple household chemicals
- nice from a distance
- Shows from which I save the stubs
- Scenes from the Hat
- Scenes from "Politian"
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Eyeball prolapse
- From my cold dead hands
- Tales from the Hood
- 'A Letter' from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- return from the dead
- unwinding from the day
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- Visitors From Oz
- Argument from Ignorance
- Tales from Alton Towers
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: IX
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
- The day porn moved from film to video
- Drawing an Affirmative Conclusion From a Negative Premise
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Starting from Paumanok
- Facing West from California's Shores
- Greetings from the hypersphere
- Erich Fromm
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- The "running from the explosion" scene
- Genius from Mars Technique
- Removing wax from clothing
- Scribblings from a table at Rue De La Course
- Where Does Everything Come From?
- You are a bisexual gerbil from Romania
- An envelope from the previous systems administrator
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- News from the Libertarian Party
- The Child who came from an Egg
- Voice from the Great Depression
- News from Lake Wobegon
- An insight into government spending derived from potty-training
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- far be it from me
- F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
- Buying crack from your mom's pimp
- Things I've learned from Everything
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- FTP from my dreams
- pajamas from the dryer
- COME FROM
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- The Menace from Earth
- The evolution of Microsoft Windows from the utterly useless UI tweaks perspective
- Making plastic explosives from bleach
- lost in the wind from a butterfly's wings
- The Secession of Canada from the Republic of Quebec
- Escape from Monkey Island
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
- Highlights from Star Trek's "Starfleet Ship Design Manual" (chapter 7, "Designing the bridge")
- Beware the disgusting butter cream tart from Chinatown
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
- taking down the advertising industry from the inside
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- notes from the dentist's chair
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- If I Should Fall from Grace with God
- Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
- From pillar to post
- Concerning a Stranger from Spaceland
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- 3rd Rock from the Sun
- Bastard Operator from Hell
- You're not from around here, are you?
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- You can't get there from here
- from
- The Cat from Outer Space
- Theme from Shaft
- Redo from start
- Argument from Evil
- Notes from the Underground
- from scratch
- Argument from Non-Belief
- Polaroids from the Dead
- Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
- Good from far, but far from good
- From the Earth to the Moon
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Argument from Design
- From Beyond
- Exile: Escape From the Pit
- An eternity spent apart from God
- Getting Saved From the Sixties
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- Home away from home
- freedom from suffering
- Letters from my mother
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- Playing hooky from the family
- Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
- Small gifts from the universe
- Awful Green Things from Outer Space
- Muppets From Space
- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
- letter from a Boeing 717
- Dav from Jordan (user)
- Tales from the Crypt
- Things we learn from movies
- And then I crawled out from under the table
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Jose Chung's From Outer Space
- Brewing ale and porter from sugar and malt
- The view from my room
- Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
- away from me
- Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
- The lost scene from Austin Powers 2
- Melodies from Mars
- Snapple Sun
- From Hell
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- Escape From Staten Island
- Sending mail from a cell phone
- A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, April 23, 1906
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- From Ritual to Romance
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