You will need:
1 blank sign
1. Uncap your Sharpie® brand permanent marker.
2. On the blank sign, inscribe the following in large, menacing letters:
WARNUNG VOR DEM HUND
3. Display your sign in a place of prominence near your home's entrance.
4. Kick back and relax with a nice frosty Löwenbräu, knowing any wandering Germans will think twice before hopping your picket fence.
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