The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! The sickeningly greasy butter cream that looks and tastes like whipped butter rather than thick cream and leaves even your teeth slick with oil! The powdered sugar which is placed so as to fall only on your clothing and the surrounding countryside, avoiding forever your tongue! Worse, the tasteless UNSWEETENED pastry which initially seems comestible, only to turn in to an unmentionable substance with the consistency, taste, and charisma of powdered paper!

BEWARE!

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