Findings:

• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I hope I get old before I die.
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
• It will get better
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The bomber will always get through
• Life will get easier
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• You're too young to be so old
• Will I ever know?
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• What happens when you get too lonely
• 15 will get you 20
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• When did the World get so old?
• The Old Guard of British Comedy Gets the Last Laugh
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You will get yours
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• five will get you ten
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• We get too tense when we drive
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I hope I die before I get old
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Rape committed by women
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• I'm too old for this shit
• Too Old, Too Busy, Too Sinful
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The worst children's book ever
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• Was it ever there?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Don't work at a golf course
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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