Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I do have some things to hide
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I have to return some videotapes
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• just to have some human contact
• Khaled Islambouli
• Know your pets
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I should have danced with you
• May I Have This Dance?
• Could you have danced with me?
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• It's better to have loved and lost
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Let's all have an orgy!
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have no complaint
• I have no browser and I must node!
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Here We Have Idaho
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• I have no faith in your God
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you been smoking?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Have a buck
• you can't have it both ways
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Questions I have had today
• Lord, have mercy
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I must have three heads
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have a friend
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Sally guests I have known
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What have you
• You can't have everything
• institutions have lives of their own
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I have a tricorn hat
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Why males have nipples
• Baptist jokes
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• How the mighty have fallen
• Sex with a chicken
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Haves and Have-Nots
• I don't have a television set
• Animals people have sex with
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I have this delusion
• Have I Got News for You
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I have lots of gay friends
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You have a big finger
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have no hair
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• When I have female children
• I have a dream
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• We're trying to have a baby
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Let them have Festivas
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• I have seen the elephant
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• it's good to have a moose
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Why should the Devil have all the good music

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