• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Jesus was a feminist
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Jesus I was evil
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Jesus was Mexican
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Jesus was a liberal
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• Jesus was a black man
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• Jesus the Magician
• Jesus Prayer
• What did Jesus look like?
• The wedding feast at Cana
• Baby Jesus (user)
• jesus christ (user)
• Leave It To Jesus
• Lost Years of Jesus
• Mandrake the Magician
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Where's the kaboom?
• I was my mom for a while
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Adam was a rough draft
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was there
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• every noder was once a normal human
• If I Was To Go...
• Nero was an angler in the lake of darkness
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Chocolate Jesus
• Jesus Chair
• Script Kiddies for Jesus
• UFOs represent the space forge of the Lord Jesus Christ preparing for the Second Coming
• cloning Jesus
• The Lotus and the Cross: Jesus Talks with Buddha
• King Jesus Version
• The Magicians
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• This was their finest hour
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It was just a crush
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• She was free
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• As this was my generation's war
• Jesus with long hair
• The Jesus and Mary Chain
• Jesus Franco
• The 3AM visit by Jesus
• Jesus Clone
• Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
• The Birth of Jesus
• Jesus pin
• Jesus Camp
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was one of those girls
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• I remember, there was one
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• War is only fun on screen
• When I was young Time had no wings
• There was a cold day
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• MC 900 Foot Jesus
• Honest to Jesus
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• Screaming Purple Jesus
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• Jesus bolt
• Woman who anoints Jesus
• Jesus, Mary and Joseph
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Now it was personal
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• At least he was gentle
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• How America was mapped
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Since Hector was a pup
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was once young and had a home
• There Was A Friend
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Jesus H. Christ
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• Jesus Loves Me
• Jesus is all I need
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• Loony Jesus (user)
• Jesus In Japan
• jesus freak (user)
• stage magician

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