• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• What did Jesus look like?
• I need something like smoking
• serendipity, or something like it
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• We like you! Probably.
• Ripped like Jesus
• Was it something I said?
• Life, or something like it
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• something like this
• Run like you stole something
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Like fuck, said the duck
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• The truth, or something like it
• I like monkeys
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Japanese people like to play games
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• I love you like a brother
• Just Like Heaven
• literature like acorns
• It all fits together like a jigsaw
• Do you like me?
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• off like a bride's nightie
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• Feel Like A Stranger
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• You wear your hope like Christmas
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• A Love Like Blood
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• All poets like to kick
• Sweet like a lemon
• Like a Boss
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• I wore the sun in my hat like a feather
• probably
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• ...And Love Said No
• I Said Coffee
• Deep Blue Something
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Put Something In
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Jesus and the Moneylenders
• Jesus is cut!
• Thanking Jesus for Victory
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• The Life Of Jesus
• What would Jesus buy?
• Global warming is a hoax and Jesus rode a dinosaur
• It's Like, You Know...
• Making like the rabbits
• insulting people you like
• Why men like women's breasts
• Throws like a girl
• Why Boston navigating is like Everything
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Anger, shaped like a man
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Like a Hard Rain
• like perfume
• A Smart Kid Like You
• Playing guitar is like kissing
• You felt like home
• Kind of Like Spitting
• Like dissolves like
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• bad weather is like rape
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• just like mom used to make
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• She's Like the Swallow
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• We Drink War Like Water
• What it feels like on bare skin
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Just like Honey
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Speak Like a Child
• crazy like you
• like a diamond in the sky
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• Qaboos bin Said
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• something in the wind today
• Notion that something is terribly wrong
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• There's something there
• Something Revolutionary on a Tuesday Night
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• my body over something small and warm, in my arms a delicate piece of the world
• 900 foot Jesus
• Jesus of Montreal
• Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• jesus t christ (user)
• No Jesus, No Peace
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Tastes like chicken
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• As You Like It II.ii
• Act like you know
• Why is a pregnant cow like Monaghan?
• I liked the one with the whales
• The top secret of talking like an American
• I like the way he reads poetry
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• What jail is like
• Built like a brick shithouse
• love like an antique roadshow
• Shattered Like a Glass Goblin
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• Like mother, like daughter
• Reason #47: Like Dawn with 4,000 subtle shades of red, you are inspiration
• The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Beautiful and sick, like oak apples
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Life is like a boat
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• It's like that scene in Superman
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• like fireflies in the dark
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• How to Sound Like Vangelis
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• do you like it
• Why the Earth is Probably Round
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• France, she said

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