• Better safe than sorry
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Why cats are better than dogs
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Treatment of corporations
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Better Than Chocolate
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• A better model than the one at data general
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• The book is better than the movie
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Two heads are better than one
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• CD vs. vinyl
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• What can be better than that?
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Are we better than everything else?
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better than Sex
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Tickling is better than sex
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Sex Cake
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Have a Safe Flight
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better him than me
• Better than Life
• better than 2 (user)
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• better than natural
• Have A Safe Weekend
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• you have never been safe
• I can do much better than this
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Some Days are Better than Others
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Better Than Garbo
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Better blatant than latent
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Better Than Ezra
• A determination to do better than
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Original better than the sequel
• for() is better than while()
• better than the best
• because I have given up any care
• You don't have any real problems
• Much better than a piss test
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• better late than never
• Even better than the real thing
• Indigenous people are better than you
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Half a loaf is better than none
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• There were times better than this
• better than a living will
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Penis size and impregnation
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Better Dead Than Red
• better off with him than here with me
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• worse things have happened to better people
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Ideas are better than apples
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Rebeca Martinez
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• The Walls have Ears
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• In the time you have
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• if I can't have silence
• I have started a box
• Words have power
• I have failed
• Why do children have to die?
• You and I have power supplies
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Safed Koh
• Safe Area Gorazde
• Match safe
• sorry (user)
• Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Life has more twists than a rope
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• The impending nickname shortage
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think

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