Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER, CONSULT A DOCTOR. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY."

• Better safe than sorry
• It doesn't get any better than this
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• A determination to do better than
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Much better than a piss test
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Treatment of corporations
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Things that are better than sex
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Better Than Bouillon
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Better blatant than latent
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• There were times better than this
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Better than Sex
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• leave it better than you found it
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• worse things have happened to better people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• The book is better than the movie
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Better than Life
• CD vs. vinyl
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Indigenous people are better than you
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• better off with him than here with me
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• What can be better than that?
• better than a living will
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• better than Radiohead
• You aren't better than human
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• better than half my insides
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Even better than the real thing
• Better Than Ezra
• Better him than me
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Better Dead Than Red
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• A better model than the one at data general
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I can do much better than this
• Why cats are better than dogs
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Ideas are better than apples
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Are we better than everything else?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• It's better to have loved and lost
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• better than 2 (user)
• Better Than Sex Cake
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Penis size and impregnation
• Original better than the sequel
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• for() is better than while()
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Two heads are better than one
• because I have given up any care
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• better late than never
• Rebeca Martinez
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Better Than Chocolate
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Tickling is better than sex
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Better Than Garbo
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• Better than kicking him into next week
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• better than the best
• better than natural
• You don't have any real problems
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.

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