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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER, CONSULT A DOCTOR. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY."

• Better safe than sorry
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• It doesn't get any better than this
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• A better model than the one at data general
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The book is better than the movie
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Two heads are better than one
• CD vs. vinyl
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• What can be better than that?
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• Are we better than everything else?
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better than Sex
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better him than me
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Sex Cake
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Better than Life
• better than 2 (user)
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• better than 2_root (category)
• I can do much better than this
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Better Than Ezra
• Some Days are Better than Others
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Better Than Garbo
• Much better than a piss test
• Better blatant than latent
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Even better than the real thing
• A determination to do better than
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• because I have given up any care
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Original better than the sequel
• for() is better than while()
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• better late than never
• Indigenous people are better than you
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Never trust any machine more complex than a knife and fork
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Half a loaf is better than none
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• There were times better than this
• better than a living will
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Penis size and impregnation
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Better Dead Than Red
• better off with him than here with me
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Ideas are better than apples
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Rebeca Martinez
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Why cats are better than dogs
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Treatment of corporations
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Better Than Chocolate
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Animals people have sex with
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• If You Have to Ask
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Words have power
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• Durex - extra safe
• safe position
• safe search
• sorry (user)
• Santa Claus isn't real! Sorry!
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• more often than not
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• Truth is stranger than fiction
• More Than Human
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Louder Than War
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• In dark alleys there is magical realism with knives sharper than this
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• anies (user)
• For Better or For Worse
• Better Man
• You had better...!!!
• Vegetarians taste better
• Getting Better
• Doctor Pepper
• Doctor Faustus
• Fremantle Doctor
• Doctor Doom
• Spyware Doctor (user)
• No Doubt
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?

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