It's true.

And there is a range of subtle nuance which just cannot be adequately verbalized without the use of every single one. The word is chosen depending on who's in the room, the room itself (say, a men's locker room, or The Oval Office), the humor (or lack thereof) that one is trying to achieve. Et cetera.

I've left out euphemisms which are discriptive combinations of words, viz warm sacks of fun flesh, and I've left out personifications like "The Girls". I've also combined words which are obviously derivatives of each other, viz. boobs and boobies are one entry. And I've left out scientific terms and generally most words that are typically viable in mixed company.

And for the sake of applying at least some modicum of social redemption: October is Breast Awareness Month.

  1. babooms
  2. bajongas
  3. baloobas
  4. bazongas/bazongies/bazonkers
  5. bazookas
  6. bazooms
  7. boobs/boobies
  8. bosom
  9. bouncers
  10. breasts - of course
  11. bust
  12. buzwams
  13. chest
  14. chesticles
  15. diddleys
  16. double D's
  17. droopers
  18. floppers
  19. funbags
  20. garbanzos/garbonzas
  21. gazongas
  22. goodies
  23. headlights
  24. honkers
  25. hooters
  26. jigglers
  27. jubes
  28. jugs
  29. knockers
  30. lactoids
  31. lungs
  32. mammaries/mams/mamms
  33. mazoombas
  34. melons
  35. milkers
  36. mounds
  37. nubbins
  38. palookas
  39. puppies
  40. rack
  41. ta-tas
  42. tatties
  43. teats
  44. thingies
  45. tits/titties
  46. tooters
  47. torpedoes
  48. whoppers
  49. wobblers
  50. wongas
  51. yabbos
  52. zeppelins

I guess this counts as a nodeshell rescue

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