• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• a dream you did not have
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To have and to hold
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I have to go to the bathroom
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Have got
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• We have a map of the piano
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• I have too much to say
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• computers have no feelings
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I believe you have my stapler
• We'll always have Paris
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• you have to wear clothes
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Words have power
• I have failed
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Movies that should have been books first
• Have One On Me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink

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