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• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme.
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Not tonight, I have a headache
• When living we have need of Death
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You can't have everything
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I have to return some videotapes
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Love the one you don't need
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Atlantis (I Need You)
• Needs more cowbell!
• The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.
• All You Need Is Cash
• because I am only half of what you need
• Quarters
• Empty Quarter
• a pint of water weighs a pound and a quarter
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Headache powder
• A PC game guaranteed to suit the needs of contemporary society
• Information you don't need
• What you'll need to work in tech support
• Does a story need a conflict?
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• a charming assortment of needs and knives
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• Cross Quarters
• close quarters
• Have a nice day
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I have no hair
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• have (user)
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We have science and confidence
• I have glimpses that are novels
• All you need is love
• This Jargon Needs Work
• Sometimes, I need this.
• I NEED K (user)
• I need to write more unconsciously
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Need for Speed Underground II
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• blonde slut need mas (user)
• The help you need
• flight quarters
• quarter panel
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• does X have the buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why we have two ears
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• This is why we can't have nice things
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• things you wouldn't have believed
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Every film needs a ninja
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• The need for companionship
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• The Need for Speed
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• My input is needed?
• Quarter Pounder with cheese
• 1975 quarter
• We Have Explosive
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face

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