• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'll be your mirror
• I'll be back
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I'll never be the other woman
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Home I'll never be
• I'll be
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• well, I'll be jiggered
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• I'll be your fantasy
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Running toward the edge
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Food should not be luminous
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• I used to be that girl.
• to be scored
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• There Will Be Blood
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• I will be light
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I used to be bulimic
• May the Fourth be with you
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I'll call you
• I'll throw the first rock
• I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• Experiences With Shaving
• banana pepper
• Banana Bread
• Red banana
• banana hammock
• Be all that you can be
• What the American people want politics to be
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Be a girl for a day
• What life after death will really be like
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The Lines That Used To Be
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I used to be a carpenter
• We can be heroes
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Don't Be Evil
• Be Still
• needto be (user)
• Always Be My Baby
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• Adam fell that men might be
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• don't be a girl
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• I'll tell you something
• Using baby oil to lubricate your skin before shaving
• Banana Daiquiri
• frozen bananas
• Banana Catsup
• banana label
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• We never asked to be babysitters
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Not to Be Confused with Taco Bell
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How to be a terrible customer
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• When shall I be free?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Beware! This might be reality!
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Sometimes it be's that way
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• If your wish be to close me
• Be Nice
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Why I hate shaving
• Banana Republic
• Banana Yoshimoto
• Custard with Banana Caramel Sauce

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