Actually, it was a "Banana Jr." and was a contemporary of the IBM PC Jr. and it was yellow, like a banana.
it also computes! sorts! prints! draws! figures! doodles! whistles! whimpers! dances! and prances! in addition to slicing, dicing and turning off.
(Sorry, don't mean to sound like a know-it-all, I'm just pissed that Deathtongue is already noded.)