Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?

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A Supermarket in California	Oh thy beauty speaks of thy artisan	How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?	Soup first, or noodles first?
Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts	Prozac housewife	STFU	retarded ejaculation
Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?	An Infinite Number of Monkeys	Homebrew Computer Club	Bananas in suit jackets
Parappa the Rapper	Fuddruckers	Cool Aisle	banana hammock
in a lawn chair at the bottom of an emptied swimming pool	Klatch	Pork. The Other White Meat	A-1 Pork Tenderloin Roast
Bozo the Clown	Gyros	turntablism	What I do with my philosophy degree

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